Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Midlo Tuesday

First of all, what is a Midlo?

Answer: THE DAILY DOUBLE

A Midlo is someone who is from Midlothian and goes to the local bowling alley for $1 beers and $2 games. That's a Midlo.

Or someone that went to Midlothian High School. It can be either. The first one is way cooler, though.

This steal of a deal was found by fellow Midlo Alums that didn't get married, still live at home, and update their LinkedIn profiles daily.

A Midlo Tuesday usually goes as follows:

1. Get off of work at 5
2. Stay in traffic for 30 minutes
3. Linking at an associates house
4. Actually bowling
5. Shooting the shit for a solid 30 minutes after the bowling sesh
6. Crying yourself to sleep
7. Alright maybe not #6

So that's it. A Midlo Tuesday. When we're 30 and stable financially, King Pin will be where we have our annual bowl-a-thon.

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